Loyal
Intelligent
Energetic
Brave
Egoless
Rapid
Moral
American
Nymphomaniac

I am kicking ass!!!

Finally! I achieved my one media goal in life: I WAS INTERVIEWED BY BILL SCHER ON HIS RADIO SHOW!!!

You can listen here.

Thank you, Bill Scher!

If you haven’t heard of Bill Scher, you are hereby put on notice! This dude is a political genius! (Except for when he told me John Kerry would win in 2004, LOL, not so nice.)

Umm . . . I was kinda hoping to set the internet on fire with my blog.

I guess I’ll have to scale back my ambitions, LOL.

LOL, NO SURRENDER! I’LL REDOUBLE MY EFFORTS TO DESTROY ALL OTHER BLOGS!!!

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen! THE WINNER!!!

Polls for life!!! Data for life!!!

“This is not a Hollywood movie, anyway.” EXACTLY. That’s the whole problem with Hollywood!

LOL, have a great weekend.

NO MORE POLLS, YOU CAN RELAX.

An elections poll is only as good as its raw data.

Here is the raw data . . .

Friday Face-Offs! WINNING VIDEO IS NEXT!!!

If you wanna be the hottest new poller on the scene, you’ve gotta learn generalized correlation. Just like the android tutor says, “Collapse the y-axis.”

I like 4:20 - 4:31, when the android tutor falls silent in deference to the raw beauty of data!!!

Look, honestly, all you really need to do is turn the data into blobs or shapes and everyone on CNN will be like, “Can we use your polls tonight on the news? Your blobs are so correlated, we love it.”